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GOD-PICK ME!!!

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In a world far far away from this galaxy, there were humans just like us and even god created the exact same people with the same names as well as bodies there. It was like a copy of this world. The only difference was that there was a shortage of males there. There were all females as were here but only few males. The ratio was somewhat around 700,000 woman: 1 man. So, whenever a boy was born, 4 most beautiful women among the 700000 women were selected for him 1. Three of the same age as the God (24 Years now)-  Malavika Mohanan, Kylie Jenner & Victoria Justice. 2. Two selected approximately 10 years older.- Aditi Rao Hyadri & Gemma Arterton 3. Two, about 15 years older- Kareena Kapoor & Jessica Alba 4. Three, about 20 years older- Penelope Cruz, Jennifer Aniston & Malaika Arora 5. And, finally two most experienced, about 30 years older- Madhuri Dixit & Monica Bellucci The female population was so much because- 1. Every time two women slept ...

PENELOPE CRUZ

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Once Penelope Cruz was married to a man- A man whose identity was never released and known as it was a very secret thing that she did but, she had a baby, a BOY - "Lexter Trinket" with him. It happened at a very young age when she had just entered the Hollywood around 25 years of age. The man was very rich and old and left his son a great amount of wealth all in the name of his son in the form of a contract which stated that all the wealth of about 100 trillion dollars would be deposited in a trust fund which will distribute the wealth in several banks which will result in increase in the fund by 10 times every 4 years. So, till he reaches 12 years, the worth would be about- A MILLION - TRILLION dollars. Also, he can give any sum of money to anyone but, it requires only one thing to unlock his account- 1.. HIS SEMEN(thus, limiting his account accessing age to 14 years) Also, his account can be accessed from a TITANIUM BOX which would be kept in his billion-doll...

KAREENA KAPOOR'S INCEST WITH HER STEPSON

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Kareena Kapoor divorces Saif Ali Khan due to him being no longer to earn enough money for her fancy lifestyle and now she is single. Meanwhile Shah Rukh Khan also divorces his wife because he became impotent and she needed someone else. There was an affair too which was going on since 5 years. So, they met at a party in London and Shah Rukh Khan descended from his Bugatti and entered into the party when kareena came in her Merceedes and saw Shah Rukh in his car, With Shah Rukh was his son too and they both met Kareena at the party. She was wearing a red saree and low cut blouse of matching color. Kareena in her own seductive ways put marched towards the father-son duo and asked- Howz it going? Shah Rukh- Great Kareena! How are you? Heard about the divorce-So sorry to hear about it. Kareena- No Problem Shah Rukh, It is going better actually- We wanted different things in life so it all worked out to be great. Shah Rukh- By the way, This is my son- "Aryan" Kar...